Wednesday, January 09, 2013

Unanswered Questions

1. Why does my dog eat poop?
2. Why do I manage to make my bed on work days, but not on my days off?
3. Why is it so hard to write an excellent rhyming picture book?
4. Why are so many published picture books far from excellent?
5. Is the answer to question number 4 related to question number 3?
6. Why can't I get to sleep when my body feels like it is on the verge of shutting down completely?
7. Are unanswered questions one of the reasons for so much poetry in the world?
8. Are unanswered questions such a bad thing?
9. Why does someone always spill sticky liquid on the floor right after I mop?
10. Why do so many people type your when they really mean to type you're?
11. Does anybody know the answer to this question?
12. Why are you still reading these questions?

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